Jessica: A clever woman would hope to marry a man that loves her.
Sunny: Only dumb men would believe they would marry a woman that loves him.
Jessica: Women always hope that will become the final woman for the man
Sunny: Men always hope they become the woman’s first man…
Jessica: Want to see a woman’s true self? You can only see after they put on their make up
Sunny: Want to see a man’s true self? You can only see after they’ve broken up in their relationship
Jessica: A successful man needs to earn more than a woman can spend
Sunny: A successful woman can find a man like that
Jessica: Men are willing to pay double the price for something they want
Sunny: Women pay half of what its worth for something they don’t need
Jessica: Woman are always worried about the future; until they find a husband
Sunny: Men are never worried about the future, until they get a wife
Jessica: When men shop, they will buy what they want to buy
Sunny: When women shop, they’ll have to see what’s left that they could buy
Jessica: Some men think that marriage is love’s funeral
Sunny: Some women think that if there’s no marriage, love will die out.
Jessica: Men only care about a woman at its present
Sunny: Women only care about a man’s future
[As I tend to have skipped the intro lines by the time I get back from work, the remaining ones are taken from EverStar]
Jessica: Man rattles on when they are drunk.
Sunny: Woman rattles on after getting married.
Jessica: Man sticks around his woman till the small hours before marriage.
Sunny: Woman stays up till the small hours to see her man coming home after marriage.
Jessica: Woman should not get into physical fights with men because she is not manly enough.
Sunny: Man should not get into physical fights with women because it is not a manly thing to do.
Jessica: Woman find herself in a void when out of love.
Sunny: Man find himself too occupied when in love.
Jessica: When a woman sees a man as a friend, it is the prelude of love.
Sunny: When a man sees a woman as a friend, he begins to forget she is a woman.
Jessica: A woman doesn’t need a reason to love a man.
Sunny: A man must have thousands of reasons to love a woman … in case she asks him later.
Jessica: A man who keeps a woman waiting is not a good man.
Sunny: It’s alright for a woman to keep a man waiting, but be careful for he may not wait forever.
Jessica: When a man is drunk, he’ll think of more than one woman.
Sunny: When a woman is drunk, she’ll only think of one man … the one who dumped her.
Jessica: Man in love tends to simplify things.
Sunny: Woman in love tends to complicate things.
Jessica: Man longs for love because he’s bored and ends up in trouble.
Sunny: Woman longs for love because she’s curious and ends up being disappointed.
Jessica: When a man conquers the world, he’ll win women.
Sunny: When a woman conquers a man, she’ll win the world.
Jessica: Man lets the woman decide knowing that she won’t listen to him.
Sunny: Woman lets the man decide to see if he knows what she wants.
Jessica: When a woman chats, it is invariably about the man she got.
Sunny: When a man chats, it is invariably about the woman he’d failed to get.
Jessica: For a woman, cosmetics is synonymous with confidence.
Sunny: For a man, cosmetics is synonymous with fraud.
Jessica: Man likes a woman who listens.
Sunny: Woman likes a man who listens to her talk.
Jessica: To a man, love is an episode in life.
Sunny: To a woman, love is the theme song.